Tyson was recently nominated by one of his suppliers for "Young Entrepreneur of the Year." So he needed me to write out his Nominee Profile. I told him I would but he needed to go watch the kids because I can't write as well if I'm distracted. So naturally he left the house, saying they were fine, and not long after, this is what I came upstairs to...

Good Old Emmett decided to give himself a bath. At least he had the decency to undress himself. Miles just jumped right in!

Not a far cry from last week's peach massacre. See the upright screw driver? It had been previously used to stab my delicious peaches to bits.